Celebrity Sex

Jessica Alba and her boyfriend Cash Warren were spotted what looks like having sex in the ocean. Or group calisthenics. It's hard to tell without my x-ray goggles. Although for the sake of my own amusement let's just go ahead and assume they're doing it. A bit disappointing though, since I always imagined seeing photos of Jessica Alba having public sex would be a bigger deal than this. Ya know, some scented candles, a few fireworks, and maybe a big banner hanging across the room that says "Congratulations, penis!"