Thursday, June 26, 2008

Coincidence

A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman, and ordered a
glass of champagne.

The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of
champagne, too!"

"What a coincidence," he said, "This is a special day for me. I'm
celebrating."

"This is a special day for me, too, and I'm also celebrating!," says the
woman.

"What a coincidence," says the man. As they clinked glasses he asked,
"What are you celebrating?"

"My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and today my
gynecologist told me I'm pregnant!"

"What a coincidence," says the man. "I'm a chicken farmer. For years all
my hens were infertile, but today they're finally laying fertilized eggs."

"That's great!" says the woman, "How did your chickens become fertile?"

"I switched cocks," he replied.

She smiled and said, "What a coincidence!"

Thursday, June 12, 2008

Introducing the 1st FREE Newsmagazine and Online Publication in the Philippines

Village People - The 1st FREE Newsmagazine and Online Publication in the Philippines would like to be one of your Media Partners for your events calendar.

Published by Fab4 Publishing House, the Newsmagazine will be distributed in various locations in Metro Manila (High-Rise Condo's, Villages and Subdivision, Malls, Coffee shops, Restaurants, hotels, etc....) and will have a circulation of 50,000 printed newsmagazine. Fab4 publishing likewise offers photoshograhpy, editing, events management and other services which offers our partner advertisers the convenience of a one-stop-shop.

Likewise, a web-portal was created () to ensure maximum visibility to all valued partner advertisers. Currently, the web-site averages more than 10,000 hits per day!

Village People was conceived to serve the advertising needs of companies by providing a focussed, sensible, entertaining, informative and most importantly FREE Newsmagazine to your target audience. Attention was also given towards ensuring unparalled quality unseen in any other free publication.

As a new member of the publication industry, we are humbled by the response of the market and now have a porfolio of advertisers who have entrusted us to provide them an alternative venue to showcase their products and services. Slimmers World Philippines, SM Group of Companies, Community Innovations (Ayala), UNTV, QTV, Mazda Philippines, Solid Broadband Corporation, My|Phone, IMAX, etc. are some of our partner advertisers of Village People.


Recently awarded the Most Innovative Online Publication in the Asia Pacific by the Asia Pacific Excellence Awards (APEA), is a testament to our efforts of providing our partners with the best possible value for your advertising needs.

Attached is a sample copy of Village People for your review and consideration.

For interested partner advertisers, we are now accepting reservations for our July 2008 issue.

For inquiries please call us at 710-3598 / 571-0722 or 0922-845-0899 and look for Chel. Or you can also email us at inquiry@fab4online.com / fab4@fab4online.com and we will get back to you at the soonest possible time.

Warm Regards,

Fab4 Publishing